Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.