Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.