"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.