"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.