"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.