"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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