"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.