"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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