"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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