Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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