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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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