Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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