Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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