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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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