Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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