Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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