Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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