Joke #3328

What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
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Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
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