Joke #3328

What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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After nine years of marriage, a butcher's wife is tired of her husband's morning flatulence. She warns him that he'll fart his guts out. One night, the wife decides to put pig scraps in his pants, so he will think that he actually farted his guts out and stop the flatulence. The next morning, the husband goes to the bathroom. Two long hours later, he comes out and says, "You were right about me farting my guts out. But with the grace of the dear Lord and these two fingers. I got them back in there!"
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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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