What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree?
1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma's house and found her laying in bed.
Little Red Riding Hood said, "Grandma, what big eyes you have!"
Grandma: "The better to see you with, my dear."
Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma, what big ears you have!"
Grandma: "The better to hear you with, my dear."
Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma, what a big mouth you have!"
Grandma: "Of course I do, have you seen Grandpa's d**k?!"
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