What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
A man farts in bed next to his wife. His wife asks, "What in the world was that?" He replies, "Touchdown. I'm winning, seven nothing." She decides to get even, so she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What was that?" She replies, "Touchdown, tie score." He wants to get her back, but he tries so hard he sh*ts in bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."