How is a man like a microwave oven?
Just another thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.
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Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!"
Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
A man has came over to his wife in a request.
She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants.
3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill?
A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
Q: What is height of Stupidity?
A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar.
Man says "you can leave that lion here."
The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."