Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
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I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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