Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.