Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Boss comes up to an employee:
"Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!"
"Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
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I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
