Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?