Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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Status
I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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