Joke #5608

Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.

Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.

A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.

Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.

I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.

Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.

Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"

You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?

A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."