Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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