Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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