I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."