I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit. When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram. However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim. She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet. Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.