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Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools.
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Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
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Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey that was the result of a raid by prohibition-enforcement agents. The mouse had had no previous acquaintance with liquor, but now, being thirsty, it took a sip of the strange fluid, and then retired into its hole to think. After some thought, it returned to the pool, and took a second sip of the whiskey. It then withdrew again to its hole, and thought. Presently, it issued and drew near the pool for the third time. Now, it took a big drink. Nor did it retreat to its hole. Instead, it climbed on a soap box, stood on its hind legs, bristled its whiskers, and squeaked: "Now, bring on your cat!"
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Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
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How many animals can you get into a pair of tights? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 p*ssy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
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What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
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What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
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Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Why did the frog cross the road? To see what the chicken was doing.
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