The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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What's red and green and goes at 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
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At Night.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Why was cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
We must admit that we want to be like some animals.
We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.