The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they are black and white.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court.
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
No, only medium rare.
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots.
They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight.
They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.
"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.
"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.
"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because the spots where all over.