How do you know if your man is dead?
The sex is the same, but there's less ironing.
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What's the difference between a bachelor & a married man?
Bachelor comes home, see's what's in the fridge & goes to bed.
Married man comes home, see's what's in the bed & goes to the fridge.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
How do you know if a man is lying?
His lips are moving!
Q: What is difference between man and Superman?
A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
Husband says: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
Q: Why do men fart louder than women?
A: because they have a microphone and two speakers.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'
So he gave me a kite.
A man ask his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
Wife says, "I would take half and leave you".
Man says, "Great! I have won a tenner, here a fiver now f*ck off!
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A.A dog is always happy to see you
B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.