Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.
Q: Who is the most skillful goal keeper in the world? A: All women; they never allow any ball enters.
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in London. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level. The Brunette team down below is living it up having a great time, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. She says, "What the heck's going on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.