Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
Why is basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place? Well, it could have been worse. How? There could have been more teams in the league!
Rugby player: "Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror - I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" Doctor: "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club. He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'
What’s a swimmer’s favourite sport? Pool.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.