How did the blonde die icefishing?
She got run over by the zamboni!
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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"I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw.
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"When is that?"
"Right after the National Anthem."
Two women are talking. ‘You know,’ says one.
‘Eighty per cent of men think the best way to end an argument is to make love.’
‘Well,’ says the other.
‘That will certainly revolutionise the game of hockey!’
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Will: "I don't know."
Seth: "Because the players dribble all over the court!"
My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing.
But I mean, 41 years, still alive.
I kinda got it.
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A: The Dallas Cowboys.
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