How did the blonde die icefishing?
She got run over by the zamboni!
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On the ninth day, God said, "Let there be soccer."
And it was good.
Later on that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence."
God said, "Let it be called the Manchester United."
Later that day, God said, "Even Man U needs idiots." So HE made their fans.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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