Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer
SMACK!
Anna:OW!
Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna?
Anna: Andy punched me!
Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy?
Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.
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How many times can you do this to us in a single game?" he screamed.
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The official just stared.
The quarterback seethed, but he suppressed the language that might get him tossed from the game.
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The official stared a few more seconds.
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He turned to face the steaming quarterback.
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