Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man?
A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.
A guy walked into his friend’s office.
He found his friend sitting at his desk, looking very depressed.
"Hey, what’s up with you?," he asked.
"Oh, its my wife," replied the man sadly. "She’s hired a new secretary for me."
"Well, nothing wrong in that," he said, "Is she blonde or brunette?"
"Neither. He’s bald."
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Q. How do men define a long-term relationship?
A. A second date.
If Men Ruled the World... Laws:
Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.
Car rental agencies would rent tanks.
Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car as long as you returned it within 24 hours with a full tank of gas.
Get Out of Jail Free cards would be considered legal documents.
Knock knockrn
Who's there?
Woman who?
Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Man.
Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Question: Why do men die before their wives?
Answer: Because they want to.