Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man?
A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
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How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?
They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man.
But hell does that burn!
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
How do you know if your man is dead?
The sex is the same, but there's less ironing.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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