Joke #3319

Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
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How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
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Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
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Men are like.....Lawn Mowers. If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
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