Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
Two men walked into a restaurant, the first one asks for tea. The second also asks for tea. "And make sure the glass is clean," he tells the waiter. When the waiter returns with the two glasses of tea he asks, "Which one of you asked for the clean glass?"
What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
This french guy he wants to learn English. So one day he goes to an airport to learn "take off". Then he goes to the zoo to learn "zebra". Then he goes to the hospital "baby" So one day he walks up too a hot girl on a beach in a bikini and he said "Take off zebra baby" (take off the bra baby).
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted several times.
A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?" God answers, "To me, it's about a minute." "God, how much is a million dollars?" "To me, it's a penny." "God, may I have a penny?" "Wait a minute."
How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
Men are like.....Lawn Mowers. If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.