Q: How can you tell when a man is dead? A: He stays stiff for more than two minutes.
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She: Well, you succeeded.
Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat? Divorce him.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
After an accident... 1st Driver : I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first. 2nd Driver : I also started the wipers and said NO NO...
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.