Joke #3473

Q: How can you tell when a man is dead? A: He stays stiff for more than two minutes.

Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.

If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.

Five Important Qualities 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Q: Why do men fart louder than women? A: because they have a microphone and two speakers.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Q: What happens to the man who lost his whole left side of his body? A: He is all right now.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"

Three men go on a skiing trip, but when they get to the HOTEL they find out that the hotel have mucked up their rooms and they have to share one big bed. When they wake up the guy on the left says I had a well strange dream last night that I was getting a hand job, and then the guy on the right goes thats strange O had the same dream I was getting a hand job. Then the guy in the middle goes well thats strange because I had a dream I was skiing!