Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''