Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.