Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...