Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.