Joke #3480

Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."

Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.

Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.

Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.

Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.