Joke #3480

Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.

Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.

Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.

Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.