Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.