Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.