Joke #3492

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in the ninth grade; which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.
Vote: has 35.66 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q:Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? A:It takes too long to retrain them.
Vote: has 69.88 % from 47 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
Vote: has 70.40 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, blonde, math
Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?" Blonde: "I don't know. Why?" Teller: "It was easier to spell." Blonde: "Easier than what?"
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, travel
Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, "Yes. No. Yes. No."
Vote: has 80.95 % from 535 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, car, driving, travel
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.” The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”
Vote: has 64.28 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde
A blonde comes home to find her husband in bed with a redhead. She grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband begs her not to shoot herself. The blonde shouts at her husband, ‘Shut up! You’re next!’
Vote: has 39.90 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game? A: She drowned during the wave.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
Vote: has 39.90 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.
Vote: has 84.37 % from 668 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, military