Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.