Joke #835

Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.

Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.

Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.