Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.