Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.