Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.