Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.