Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.