Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
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