Joke #835

Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Vote:
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Vote:
has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Vote:
has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Vote:
has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Vote:
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Vote:
has 82.13 % from 8107 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Vote:
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Vote:
has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: drunk, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Vote:
has 68.29 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama