What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
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Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?
He was a blubber mouth.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?
Roost beef.
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play.
Their mother said yes, but only for an hour.
An hour later, only Out came back.
Their mother said, "Out, you'd better go back in and find In."
About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In.
Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly.
"Easy."
Out said.
"In-stincts."
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
They both wear stripes.
I got a cat the other day.
I had to swerve, but I got it.
A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest.
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!"
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The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!"
The old geezer says...
(We're waiting...)
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