What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
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Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah.
‘Hello,’ I thought.
‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer.
The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
I applied for the position of a keeper at the zoo but turns out I was not koalafied.
They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming.
Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?
Burgers and flies.
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A:Right where you left him.
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home?
A search warren.