Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose. Ortoise: How does he smell? Gemma: Awful!
Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.