Joke #5178

Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
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A snail is walking down the road, when all of a sudden two turtles appear. They rough up the snail, take his money, and leave him for dead. Months later in the courtroom, after the two turtles have been arrested, the judge asks the snail to describe what happened on the night of the assault. The snail says, "Gee, I would love to, your honor, but it all happened so fast!"
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A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..." The man shook his head. "Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?" The man shook his head again angrily. "Sorry... a worm?" The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. "Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
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What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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