Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama! The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?" He says "Oh, were making it a baby." The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.