Joke #3526

Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.

Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.

Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy." The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.

I applied for the position of a keeper at the zoo but turns out I was not koalafied.

A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady if she had a woman that could handle 16 inches. "Hmm," said the madam. "I'm not sure. Try the first door on the right." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and immediately heard screams. "It's too big! Take it out!" So he went to the madam. "No, really. I need someone who can handle 16 inches." "Hmm," said the madam. "Try the last door." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and had the time of his life, surprised that there was no scream at all. In fact, he heard no sounds at all. Puzzled, he finished up and pulled out. "Talk to me, baby." "Moo."

Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.

An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"

Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.