Joke #3526

Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
Vote:
has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Vote:
has 20.62 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
Vote:
has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy." The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
Vote:
has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, fart
I applied for the position of a keeper at the zoo but turns out I was not koalafied.
Vote:
has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, work
A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady if she had a woman that could handle 16 inches. "Hmm," said the madam. "I'm not sure. Try the first door on the right." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and immediately heard screams. "It's too big! Take it out!" So he went to the madam. "No, really. I need someone who can handle 16 inches." "Hmm," said the madam. "Try the last door." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and had the time of his life, surprised that there was no scream at all. In fact, he heard no sounds at all. Puzzled, he finished up and pulled out. "Talk to me, baby." "Moo."
Vote:
has 77.54 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, life
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
Vote:
has 39.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, fart, women
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, weather
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Vote:
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, geography