Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?
A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them."
And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bakin'.
"May I buy half a rabbit?"
"No, we don't split hares."
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery.
When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, “See the doggy?”
Suddenly I felt foolish talking to my baby as if she understood me.
However, just as the man passed, he reached down, patted his dog, and said, “See the baby?”
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly.
Finally it creaks to a halt.
A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window.
"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...