Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
So they can take bubble baths.
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My friend said: "When the bus crashed, his finger was on his nose!"
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What do you call a baby on a stick?
A Kebabie.
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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