Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
So they can take bubble baths.
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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
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Crib death.
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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender?
A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
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An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first?
The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
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