Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out? A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy. The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen". Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online? Thomas the search engine.
Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.