Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out? A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy. The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen". Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.