Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She fell in the sink.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade four.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? "There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
I see a blonde walking down the street with a rope tied around her waist and I ask, "Why do you have a rope tied around your waist?" And the blonde says, "Because im trying to commit suicide." I ask, "why don't you just tie it around your neck?" She says, "I already tried that but I couldn't breathe."
Q: What is a blondes' reaction to hearing "drinks are on the house". A: Where's the stairs.
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.
Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.