Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven. God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven. So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed. The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed. But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke. God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet" The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!!!"
A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?" The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"
Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Don't tell her to swallow.
The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?"
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician, "I want to go to the moon". The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says, "I want to go to Mars". He says she can go next week. The blonde says, "I want to go to the sun". The flight technician says, "Don't you know you'll burn up?" The blonde says, "Well then I'll go at night."
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break? "It's too hard to re-train them."