Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.