Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.