Joke #9589

Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.

Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!

Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.

Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn

Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".

Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.

Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.

Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.

Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.