Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.