Joke #9589

Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Vote: has 71.62 % from 144 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Vote: has 25.58 % from 146 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Vote: has 40.05 % from 93 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Vote: has 59.74 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Vote: has 51.34 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: pirate, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Vote: has 48.02 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Vote: has 78.59 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Vote: has 69.55 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: drug, weed, Yo mama
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Vote: has 56.77 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama