Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!