What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
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A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
A: Free Pork.
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
A nigger that just ate some spinach.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does: “Mooo”.
The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is.