What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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