Joke #3564

What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
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My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
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