What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.