What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
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Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family?
A: The Sole inbred.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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What do you call a Mexican knight?
The Chosen Juan.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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