What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.