Joke #3564

What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
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100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
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Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
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Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
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Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
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What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
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Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
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Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back? A: their children
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Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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