What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
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He goes over and starts beating their asses.
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