What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.