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The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip.
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
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Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
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Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
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But what does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment.
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A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss.
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