A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!