A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.