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There was a terrible tragedy concerning the local ice hockey team.
They drowned during spring training.
The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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What's a mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross country.
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A: The big hand touches the little one.
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A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump.
My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.
But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.
He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
Mama Bear and Papa Bear are accused of child abuse. Baby Bear is put on the stand.
The judge says, "Do you want to live with Papa Bear?" "No," Baby Bear replies.
"He beats me."
The judge then asks, "Do you want to live with Mama Bear?"
"No," Baby Bear replies.
"She beats me too."
So the judge says, "So who do you want to live with?"
Baby Bear replies, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they never beat anybody."
Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast?
A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
Did you hear John McEnroe went for an audition for the latest Harry Potter film?
They turned him down, saying "You cannot be Sirius!"