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Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely?
A: Playing Frisbee.
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting.
I'm not getting up."
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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One day, the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.
Smiling the Lord proclaimed,
"You don't have a chance; I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here".
"Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires."
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Did you hear about the small golf course?
You don’t have to shout ‘Fore!’, only ‘two and a half’.
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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The way from the cabins to the ring is too long, says the boxer.
No worries, on your way back you will come back with the stretcher...
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Pork Chop.
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