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What time does Andy Murray go to his bed?
Ten-ish.
A couple of Yogi Berra's team mates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him.
Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him.
He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
What is the noisiest game?
Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A: The big hand touches the little one.
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Q: Why doesn't Mexico have any teams competing in the Olympics?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, swim, and jump have left the country.
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Zeke: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?
Kyle: I haven't a clue.
Zeke: Because they couldn't keep their trunks up!
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.