Joke #7326

Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
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Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A:Santa stops after three hos.
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Seth: "Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?" Will: "I don't know." Seth: "Because the players dribble all over the court!"
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Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans. One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven. Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost. A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?". "Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya. First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!". "Thank God!" Joe shouts... "What is the bad news?!". "You're pitching tomorrow."
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A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" "Right after the National Anthem."
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What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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Why is Cinderella such a bad football player? Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and she ran away from the ball.
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What games do ants play with elephants? Squash!
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