Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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What is the slowest racehorse in the world?
A clotheshorse.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers.
He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, farmer "Is that bull safe?"
"Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!"
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit.
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare.
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler.
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Two deer hunters were not having any luck so they asked for advice from an old-timer.
"You can just about guarantee a deer if you learn to hunt with dogs," he said.
The two hunters got a trained deer dog and hit the woods.
At the end of the day and still empty-handed, one hunter said to the other, "Maybe tomorrow we'll get one if we throw the dog out of a higher treestand."
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces.
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A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him.
He stopped one of the runners and asked, "What’s happening?"
The runner replied breathlessly, "A lion has escaped from the zoo."
"Oh my, which way is it heading?"
"Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?"