Joke #3708

Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
Vote:
has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
Vote:
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, "Whats that?" She says: "Well, it's a beaver, Johnny." The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says: "Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out."
Vote:
has 60.36 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: animal, little Johnny, old people
Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
Vote:
has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, christian
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Kid: Homework!
Vote:
has 82.36 % from 381 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, kids, teacher
Q: What type of bees make milk? A: Boo-bees.
Vote:
has 67.98 % from 769 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, sex
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
Vote:
has 19.11 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting, dog
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
Vote:
has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
Vote:
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
Vote:
has 83.64 % from 445 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, bartender, beer
Q. What's green and red? A. A very mad frog.
Vote:
has 12.90 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal