Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender…
"Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah?" said Charlie "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."
"Really," said Charles, "now that's a switch! What did she say?"
"She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'"
What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
Filet delay.
Q: What's worse than having termites in your piano?
A: Crabs on your organ.
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
What's green with bumps?
A frog with the measles!
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk.
Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?"