A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
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What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman?
PC Plod.
Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales?
Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you loose your car keys, click on find.
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.
You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data