A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”
The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.”
And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
Q: What do you call a computer expert?
A: A control-alt-elite.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem.
Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space.
They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass.
Russia used a pencil.
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Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out?
A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy.
The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen".
Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.