What color socks do bears wear?
(They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
"Name?"
"Abdul Aziz."
"Sex?"
"Three to five times a day."
"No, no... I mean male or female?"
"Yes, male, female, sometimes camel."
"Holy cow!"
"Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general."
"But isn't that hostile?"
"Horse style, doggy style, any style!"
"Oh dear!"
"No, no! Deer run too fast..."
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road.
He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen.
Damn, that is one ugly child!."
As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears.
Just then, a mailman came to her rescue.
"What's the matter, madam?" he asked.
"I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed.
"There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket.
"Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
A: He was destroying his calves.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
Udder chaos.
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?
He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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