Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim. 
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O'Reilly tells the chauffeur to apologize to the farmer.
They drive up to the farm, and the chauffeur goes inside.
He is gone for a long time.
When the driver returns, he explains his long absence, "Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife made me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses."
"Why were they so grateful?" O'Reilly asks.
The chauffeur replies, "I don't know. All I told him was that I was Bill O'Reilly's driver and I'd just killed the pig."
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A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
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A: Crabs on your organ.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
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Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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A: A rotisserie chicken.