"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
"No..."
"Inheritance."
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A programmer went to the store to buy milk.
His partner said, "While you're there, buy eggs."
The programmer never returned.
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How do two programmers make money?
One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t.
And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
Two programmers in a bar:
Do you see that chick there?
Look at here “properties”!
Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you. You have my Word.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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