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Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos? Czechs and stripes don’t mix.
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What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
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Bill O'Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a farmer's pig while driving through the country. O'Reilly tells the chauffeur to apologize to the farmer. They drive up to the farm, and the chauffeur goes inside. He is gone for a long time. When the driver returns, he explains his long absence, "Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife made me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses." "Why were they so grateful?" O'Reilly asks. The chauffeur replies, "I don't know. All I told him was that I was Bill O'Reilly's driver and I'd just killed the pig."
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There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
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Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water? A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus? On squid row.
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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
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