Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos?
Czechs and stripes don’t mix.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot?
Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out.
"Good God!" exclaimed the hunter.
Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me."
The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."
One day there was a tortoise walking on the road.
Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race.
The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race.
The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge.
It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line.
So the tortoise is still the champion of the race.
So remember this you snooze you loose!
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.
Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one?
I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What's gray and powdery?
Instant Elephant.