What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!
Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos?
Czechs and stripes don’t mix.
How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way!
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.
After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-day!