What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence.
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Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs?
Because I used only one leg for the stock.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’
Boy: ‘I’m not.
I’m just holding it.
It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
What's green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill.