What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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Why is there no gambling in Africa?
-Too many Cheetahs!
Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle.
"I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk.
The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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What do you call an owl magician? HOOOOOdini.
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?
He still lacked common and horse!
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.
"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad.
Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."
Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him.
He stopped one of the runners and asked, "What’s happening?"
The runner replied breathlessly, "A lion has escaped from the zoo."
"Oh my, which way is it heading?"
"Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?"
What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-sic.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle battle.