Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
Customer: "Waiter, do you serve crabs?" Waiter: "Please sit down sir, we serve everyone."
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper.
How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks. "No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do? Christy: I'd climb a tree. Teacher: if the lion climbs a tree? Christy: I will jump in the lake and swim. Teacher: if the lion also jumps in the water and swims after you? Christy: Teacher, are you on my side or on the lion's?