Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?
A: To buy some quack.
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit.
They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature.
The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know."
So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle.
She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car.
Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved.
Then dissapered over it.
The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?"
His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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