Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?
(Because he was stuffed!)
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What is the definition of "moon"?
The past tense of "moo"!
What is the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late.
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: It'll take a while before I get hard again, I just got laid by a chick.
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.
The judge:
Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association?
The inculpated:
Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Vote:
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk.
But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?
Warren.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.
