Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town? He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
I’m a very giving lover – I give Green Shield Stamps.
Man, to woman, ‘Am I the first man you ever made love to?’ Woman, ‘You might be. Now you come to mention it, your face does look familiar.’
What’s a man’s ultimate embarrassment? Walking into a wall with an erection and hurting his nose.
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
An old couple decide to get married after years of courting. They sit down to discuss the marriage arrangements and the prospective bridegroom brings up the subject of sex. ‘Oh dear,’ says his aging fiancée. ‘As far as sex goes I’d have to say, infrequently.’ ‘Pardon?’ replies the bridegroom. ‘Was that one word or two?’
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does." Joanne giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft." Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?" Kathy frowned and said, "The postman." Looking puzzeled Joanne asked, "Why the postman?" "Because… he always delivers late and half the time it’s in the wrong box."