Harry is very quick with the ladies, before they can tell him they’re not that sort of girl, it’s usually too late.
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No?
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"Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom.
"Making a cake" his mom replies.
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"Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried.
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