A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates. The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to. ‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary. ‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet? He kept logging on and off.
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
An engineer, a manager and a programmer are driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes fail and the car careens down the road until it hits a tree. They all get out and discuss how to fix the car. The manager says, ‘To fix this problem we need to organise a committee and develop a mission statement.’ The engineer says, ‘That would take too long. I have my penknife here. I’ll take apart the brake system, isolate the problem, and correct it.’ The programmer says, ‘No, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.’
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.