A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates.
The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to.
‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary.
‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
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A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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Where does the acronym LOTUS come from?
Let Only Users Suffer.
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in a vivid display, an angelic chorus pouring from the speakers.
Satan is astonished, ‘How did he manage that?’
God replies, ‘You might have lost everything, but Jesus saves.’
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times
I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze.
Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?”
Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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