Woman to doctor: ‘Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.’ Doctor: ‘And what are you taking for it?’ Woman: ‘Pepper.’
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him. The husband: Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts!
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
Q: Why do women have two holes so close together? A: In case you miss.
how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
Why can’t gypsies have babies? Because their husbands have crystal balls.
Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: And what the dentist said?
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.