Joke #3850

Sex isn’t the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responds the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.

Worst way to ask for anal: "Aww come on...I bet my dick is tiny compared to some of the shits you've taken!"

I can't see the point of going to a lap-dancing club. If I wanted a woman who would take my money and sexually frustrate me, I would get married.

Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.

A guy went to a supermarket and began to smoke. Miss salesman: "Sir don't smoke here." Guy: "I've just bought the cigarettes from here." Miss salesman: "We sell condoms too; so that is not why you fuck me here."

A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!" After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."

Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.

Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands. ‘Tell me,’ says one. ‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’ ‘No,’ says the other. ‘I think we were with the Prudential.’