Joke #4779

When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.

How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."

A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"

Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial

Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.

Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.