Joke #4779

When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.

Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.

Fed up with your computer winning at chess? Try it at kick-boxing instead!

If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?

Double your drive space. Delete Windows!

What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.

Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.

Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.

I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company. One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh. The procedure required him to delete an old file. On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted. I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash. Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash." Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.