What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman?
PC Plod.
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A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp.
Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."
The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east."
The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."
The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes"
Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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How come the women loves the PC?
It’s easier to turn on!
The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work.
To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
My attitude isn't bad.
It's in beta.
What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?'
"The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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