What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer enquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.
Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958