What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman?
PC Plod.
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The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to.
‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary.
‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping?
The trolley kept falling off the computer.
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training.
Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
Every mobile phone user has complained like this:
Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe."
Windows XP shutdown screen reads, "It is Now Safe to Start Looking for Work."
Company softball team downsized to chess team.
Company president now driving a Hyundai.
Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.