What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman?
PC Plod.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it.
Now I have two problems.
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Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
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Two programmers in a bar:
Do you see that chick there?
Look at here “properties”!
Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”
The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.”
And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”