Joke #3925

What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer enquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
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What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
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"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
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Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered." The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order." The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded." The fourth surgeon said, "I like technicians...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."
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I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it. Now I have two problems.
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A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
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Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
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