Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal?
A: The lynx.
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt.
His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
"Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it.
It only costs $10."
Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store.
Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.
The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing.
After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water.
Avoid heavy lifting.
It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled.
He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter.
To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.
The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard.
Get a water softener. Your dog has worms.
Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine.
Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls.
They aren't yours.
Get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits
A: Hobbyte.
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus?
It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping?
The trolley kept falling off the computer.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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