Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Bill Gates dies and goes to God. God says to him: Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want. God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches. So he chooses hell. After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there. Bill says: No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me? Oh that! That was just a screen saver.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online? Thomas the search engine.
I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’