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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
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Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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The six front keys have rotted out.
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"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance."
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An artist, a lawyer, and a programmer are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce and bankruptcy. The programmer says, ‘It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. My wife thinks I’m with my mistress. My mistress thinks I’m home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!’
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If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you loose your car keys, click on find. "Help" with the chores is just a click away. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash. And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
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Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access. It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
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Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
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A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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