Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal?
A: The lynx.
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I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women?
A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
An artist, a lawyer, and a programmer are discussing the merits of a mistress.
The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered.
The lawyer warns of the difficulties.
It can lead to guilt, divorce and bankruptcy.
The programmer says, ‘It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
My wife thinks I’m with my mistress.
My mistress thinks I’m home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!’
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ?
There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.