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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
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I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
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When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
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When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
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