Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t. And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
Two programmers after work, talking in a pub: "You will never believe me when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I met a very nice blonde in a bar." - And what did you do ? "I invited her to my place, we had some drinks and then the girl asked me to undress her." "Are you kidding me ? And what did you do then?" "I got her blouse and her dress off and then i got her to sit on my office, right next to my new laptop." "Oh, you got a new laptop. What model and what are its specifications?"
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.