Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal?
A: The lynx.
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Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"
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When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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He says:
If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
A guy tells his friends:
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