Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.