When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
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Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.
Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it.
Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.
Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer?
Nerdvana.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem.
Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space.
They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass.
Russia used a pencil.
A guy tells his friends:
The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."