Joke #3948

When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
Vote: has 35.66 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
Vote: has 84.95 % from 315 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, beauty, computer, IT, programmer
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
Vote: has 75.20 % from 63 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: coding, IT
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Vote: has 83.02 % from 72 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: coding, computer, IT
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
Vote: has 79.60 % from 53 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT
I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access. It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
Vote: has 33.37 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Vote: has 75.27 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Vote: has 67.69 % from 32 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range. He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away. The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit. They shout to him that he missed completely. The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer. The technician then aims the gun at his finger and shoots, blasting it off. He shouts back, ‘It’s working fine here! The problem must be at your end!’
Vote: has 71.15 % from 45 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT
A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
Vote: has 79.22 % from 105 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: computer, customer service, IT
What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?' "The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
Vote: has 52.49 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT