When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!