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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
James Bond got this email from a friend:
CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
A press release:
"Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Once a programmer drowned in the sea.
Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
What do you call a Scottish iPhone?
An AyePhone.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.
What do computers do when they get hungry?
They eat chips!
CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe."
Windows XP shutdown screen reads, "It is Now Safe to Start Looking for Work."
Company softball team downsized to chess team.
Company president now driving a Hyundai.
Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.