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The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately.
However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets.
Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?"
His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
A: Because they don't C#.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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How do two programmers make money?
One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.