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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and restart.
Order shall return.
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training.
Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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